The Princess Sings “I Don’t Have To Try”

July 10th, 2007 by Princess Crissy

Tease and Denial with Rob and Jill

Hi Dumbasses. I thought I would give you a bone. I am loving this song, and I figured the losers would love it too.

“I Don’t Have To Try”

I’m the one, I’m the one who knows the dance
I’m the one, I’m the one who’s got the prance
I’m the one, I’m the one who wears the pants
I wear the pants
I’m the one who tells you what to do
You’re the one, you’re the one if I let you
I’m the one, I’m the one who wears the pants
I wear the pants

Hey you, follow me I’ll take the lead
Can’t you see
Don’t you question me
You just do what I say

I don’t care what you’re saying
I don’t care what you’re thinking
I don’t care about anything
Get ready, get ready cause I’m happening
I don’t care what you’re saying
I don’t care what you’re thinking
I don’t care about anything
Get ready motherfucker cause I’m on the scene

[Chorus]
I don’t have to try
To make you realize
Anything I wanna do, anything I’m gonna do
Anything I wanna do I do
And I don’t have to try

Don’t you disagree
Cause you know it’s all about me
Be at my beck and call
I’m a know-it-all
And it’s all your fault

I don’t care what you’re saying
I don’t care what you’re thinking
I don’t care about anything
Get ready, get ready cause I’m happening
I don’t care what you’re saying
I don’t care what you’re thinking
I don’t care about anything
Get ready motherfucker cause I’m on the scene

Suffication by Testicles, Breath Play By BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

June 20th, 2007 by Princess Crissy

Hi losers! I am good, feeling fine and yes I still think nothing of you. YAYYYYYYYY Me. Anyway I am feeling feisty today so I decided to come tell ya what I did to sissy paulie the other night. I am far more mean to him and toy these days since Lisa is gone at BDD all the damn time.

Back to Me, I was feeling pretty mean girl, hot because it is goddamn Arizona, and a little tipsy cuz I had made toy make Me some strawberry daiquiris. I decided to have paulie fuck his fleshlight for My amusement. To make it more fun I decided instead of him watching porn he could watch ultimate fighting. LOVES IT!!!!! He was watching the big men beat the fuck out of each other, their sweat flying everywhere, and I made him tell Me how he would take care of the big strong men.

Toy was laughing by now, and saying shit like the bitch would breath in and the balls would stuck in to his nose and suffocate him. That of course set the Princess light bulb off, so I told toy to drop his pants and I told sissy to lay on the floor, lets see if testicles can be used for breath play. LOLOLOLOOLOLOL LOVES IT!!! Sissy humiliation with ball sack and breath play by testicles. He had this look of fear in his face when I yelled at toy to hurry up, then I ran to go get the ever fucking wonderful DUCT TAPE!!!

I wrapped the duct tape around paulies head and over his mouth, yes slightly extreme, but I was feeling evil. I told toy to get over him and tea bag his nose for Me, I wanna see his nostrils suckup a sack. MWHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA Sissy was breathing in and sure enuff he sucked in the sack and could not breath. Toy was the bitch and pulled away so I smacked him in his exposed genitals and told him to stop being a pussy 911 is a phone call away should he stop breathing.

I had a fucking fabulous time making him squirm under toys balls, watching his eyes water and the fear of if he was going to pass out or die was the shit. Lisa was kinda pissed she missed it so I told her we could do it again for her amusement as well only I think we should go find a dirty bum and use his gross dirty balls. MWHAHAHAAH LOVES IT!!!!!!!!!!!

Ok My nasty ball sniffing losers, my phone is not ringing as much as it should be, nor is Lisas from what she told Me this morning. Her birthday is coming, and I am just Me so get the PREZZIES damn it!!!

Ta Ta
Princess Crissy

Call Princess Crissy, the Phone Sex Princess —Humiliation for dumb fucking losers— 1-888-563-1930

Loser Invasion!

June 13th, 2007 by Princess Lisa

Hi dumbasses! WOW…….so I’m sitting here with BDD, and all of a sudden my phone starts ringing off the hook! Invasion of the losers! While I’m talking to one of the biggest losers I know, my phone continues to ring. You pencil dicks give up way to easy! You want to speak to the Princess, you need to work for it and beat all the other douche bags to me! Attempt to prove to me you are actually worth something and fight for my attention lame dicks!

Toodles.

Princess Lisa

Princess Lisa shares sexcapades if…………

June 13th, 2007 by Princess Lisa

Hi losers! Princess Lisa her again, don’t you feel special now? Don’t go splooging in your pants over it, neither Crissy nor I have given you permission to do so! You little wastes of space should be happy that Crissy told you about our latest escapade first, she really treated you! I don’t think you all deserve that much, I was going to give you fuck tards a taste, just not 1/2 the pie. I think it’s only fair you cum guzzlers get to shopping for the both of us since we decided to share.

I know how easy it is for you pea brained dumbasses to forget, so here’s a little reminder……..MY BIRTHDAY IS GETTING CLOSER AND CLOSER!!!! YYYAAAAYYYY!!!  So be good little piggies and go buy me prezzies! Depending on how quickly my mail box fills up with goodies, I might actually have a heart and share some of my sexcapades with BDD (and others) for all of you to wank your pathetic little pee pee’s to…….providing you can find it of course! Until next time losers……..

Toodles,

Princess Lisa

Cream Filled Delight For the Denied Dumbass

June 12th, 2007 by Princess Crissy

Hi dumbasses! How are all you little festering blisters these days? Damn, that was so not nice huh? YAYYYYYYYYYYYYY I am wonderful since i know you were going to ask Me that.

Life has been good, I am still My mean girl bitch Princess self, I am still the phone sex Princess, and you are all still losers. LOVES IT!!! Lisa is rocking the phone pretty well too, and the losers have been coming around to talk to us. Self sucking cock loving bitches. Sissy baby whom play in doody cuz I said so. Forced intoxication and blackmail.

Ok thats on the phone, now lets talk about the mean girl thing I did to toy last night because he was being a whining sniveling little bitch. Yes he is still cock locked and in chastity for Me. HE was whining that I have not let him out in a while. Three weeks to be precise, he reminded Me in his little tantrum.

Well I Made him go home (next door) and then I told Princess Lisa that I wanted to come play with her and BDD. She is over there a lot these days, so I went over there for a little threesome, big huge cock action.

It was hot, and nasty, dirty, and then I left with BDD cum in My pretty princess pussy, as per Lisa’s direction, she decided it would be a nice gift for the whining bitch toy. So then I went to toys house for some pussy licking love, then he started to eat Me and when he was nice and sloppy wet, I told him of the present he was eating, and thats what he will get from now on. LOVES IT!!!!!!!!! YAYYYYYY for sneak attack of pussy filled with man spootie. MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

He tried to turn his head a little then but I put all My weight down so he had to eat or suffocate. He did pretty good, then when I was sure I was clean, I grabbed the cellie and called Lisa and told her all about it since she wanted the details. I made the little cum licker paint My toes while I talked to her, he did it with a lot of enthusiasm. Guess he wants to be unlocked soon.

Well fucktards I shared My fun, call so I can tell you all about the guys I do fuck, and you can tell Me about how you are pussydenied!!! LOVES IT SO MUCH.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ok I am outtie, you better get to shopping and calling Princess Lisa too since it is almost her birthday. Shop for Me to just cuz I said so, I want prezzies!!!!! got it losers?

Ta Ta
Princess Crissy

Phone Sex Princess Crissy 1-888-563-1930

Phone Sex Princess Lisa 1-888-563-1932

I almost forget, our friend jess whom has been on many Princess outings, decided to give the Princess Phone Sex a whirl, she even started her own blog, so check her out, she will take away what little manhood you might possibly have left

Princess Jess

Phone Sex Princess Jess 1-888-581-5031

Princess Lisa’s Birthday is near….get to shopping!

June 8th, 2007 by Princess Lisa

Hi shit stains! Princess Lisa here again. Okay, so I’m bored and wide awake, what else would I want to do at a time like this other than humiliate all you little cum sucking losers!?!? I must say, Crissy and I have had quite the day of putting you losers in your place, at our feet buying us prezzies, in case your puny little brains forgot.

So, my birthday is fast approaching  and I expect plenty of prezzies from all you dumb asses! You will find a few of the things my little heart desires on my wish list, so, get to shopping! If you get stuck on what to buy me, give Crissy a call. Be sure to buy her a prezzie or two for helping you out. Until next time losers…

Toodles,

Princess Lisa

I am Feeling MEAN GIRL Call the Phone Sex Princess for Humiliation

May 14th, 2007 by Princess Crissy

Hi dumbasses! My allergies are acting up so I am feeling bitchy. Lisa and I are taking calls so if ya want some humiliation of the Mean girl kind, click the button on the right or dial the numbers direct.

You also should realize all you little jizz splats will be spending on gifts too, thats your fucking fate as insignificant less than dog shit, LOSERS. LOLOLOL DO you love it??? Who cares, I do MWHAHAHAHAHA

Ok stains, make the Princesses happy, and I might tell you about the douche bag I humiliated at the bar this weekend. It was total life altering humiliation, LOLOL YAYYYYYYYYYYY ME!!!!

Ta Ta

Princess Crissy

Lets play drinking games lushes, and you know who you are. I just got a cute purse and I think I need to get more. LOLOLOL

Princess pushes you off the wagon, forced intoxication drinking games with the phone sex Princess . YAYYYYY

Princess Lisa speaks to losers!

May 11th, 2007 by Princess Lisa

Hi pindicks! Princess Lisa here. I will try to keep this short and sweet so your puny brains don’t over work themselves until after I get my prezzies.

So, I now have my very own phone line.  I didn’t do it for you wastes of space, so don’t go tugging on those pathetic little weenies until I find the tweezers. You are all a waste of my time, so you better make it worth it for me……….. get to shopping.

Toodles

Princess Lisa

Two Phone Sex Princesses, Princess Lisa Has A Phone Sex Line Now Too!!!!!!

May 10th, 2007 by Princess Crissy

Hey dumbasses! I know long time no write. I have tons of shit to type about too. Like making more guys drink and drink and spend and spend. MWHAHAHHAAHA LOVES IT!!!

Ok so I was getting so way off topic, because I had a reason for this post, so listen up spankmiesters. Since I got this free number, and summer is fast approaching, lisa and I decided to make this the summer of losers.

What does that mean to all you fucktards you might ask? Well since Lisa ans I have not been back to Jamaica, we decided we want to go. Rather than two prissy princesses go and get regular jobs this summer to make vacation money, we decided to sit by the pool and fuck over losers.

To double our take from you cumburps, we got Lisa her very own Princess Phone Sex Phone Line too. Yes losers you can now talk to Me or Lisa, or both since we are like almost always together, hell at the same time on different phones so we double fuck you. YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY for double fucking.

Anyway her number is now on the side by mine as is her call button. She will also be blogging here with Me, so watch out dum dums, we are going to work over any that come in contact with us. Oh yeah for the ones whom have not talked to lisa, I have warned you she is way more pissy than I so you have to fucking work twice as hard.

Oh and do not forget the spoil Me page now has her wishlist too, and I would suggest ya get to using it, because you really are dirt, those are her words, and if you want to hear her you better give.

Ta Ta

Princess Crissy

Princess Lisa Phone Sex Line 1-888-563-1932

Lisa’s Prezzies

 

Browser Hate and Calling Losers Back

April 27th, 2007 by Princess Crissy

Hi fuckwads! The Princess is pissy. I am fucking hating My web browser at the moment. I have been trying for days to upload pics, attach to email, something and it would crash every fucking time. I called geek and was screaming at him about it, so he says he will come check My stuff cuz I may have a virus or some shit.

Nice, I tell him, and if I do he is gonna get the sack beating of a lifetime because he is supposed to ensure that I do not run it to that kinda stuff. Well the turdmunch finally comes over, a day later because he had to work. He fucks with My PC and after he did what you fucking nerdy geek boys do, he says it has to be your browser.

I had recently updated to the latest version of firefox and that seems to be a broke function. Nice programming douchbags. HATES IT!!!!!!

On another totally bitchin note, with My new phone sex company, I can choose the customer from My list that has called Me before, and call them back, at any time, for a Princess fee of course. HAHAHA talk about a Princess wake up call. Picture this 3 am, your phone is ringing, you answer only to realize Princess is there and she wants to talk to you. Frantically you punch in the digits to your credit card so you can talk to the Princess. You get connected and hear WAKE UP LOOSERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR, then CLICK. MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOVES IT!!!!

Oh yea and on another note, a few dumbasses think I would want to date, them. Here is my response to those fuckers who want to date Me. Click here to learn how to date the Princess, lets see if you can figure out My clue. LOLOLOLOLOLOL

Ta Ta

Princess Crissy